whatwhatwhat:

I was looking up dinner ideas for tonight, as well as a recipe for Brandon, when I came across this asparagus, goat cheese, and lemon pasta. I have exactly two of the five ingredients, so it won’t be made tonight but I’m thinking of making a special trip to the grocery tomorrow. I’m torn between this or a broccoli carbonera. 

OO OO, BABY. LET ME SWIM IN U.

FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP

BABY BE MINE

ALL THE TIME

BRB FAPPIN

SHALL I COMPARE THEE TO A SUMMER’S DAY?

GET IN MY GODDAMN STOMACH.

MAKE YOUR OWN. JIZZ ALL OVER IT.

SHIT.

IS.

LEGIT.

LET ME GET ALL UP IN THEM SHELLS.

I WANT YOU INSIDE ME.